bestnatesmithever:

perzadook:

POST # 15,000

The secret to a good high five is to watch their elbow

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ugh one of those weekends. i hope work doesn’t annoy me as much as my mothers boyfriend this weekend-.-

bertholdts:

I won't apologize anymore!

officialunitedstates:

im the kid that lets you borrow a pencil and then writes it down in his ledger and lets the value of the pencil accrue monthly compounded interest until 10 years after you graduate from college and have a stable job at which time he forces you to file bankruptcy and liquidates all of your assets

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usbdongle:

*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*

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lickystickypickyshe:

practical smart.

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smellestine:

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

taco, you lick your own butt. I really don’t think you should be pointing fingers.

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bluewindsummer:

priorities

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space-beach-bae:

urufushadow:

I-i don’t know how to feel about this

Stop wanting to fuck these!

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